Bombproof And X-Ray Proof Underwear Bless Us For The Holidays.

By: Don Caldwell


Who said underwear couldn’t be awesome?


Because you need to protect all of your vital organs…

“The right pair of underpants will keep you comfortable -- and maybe even save your life”.


“A British manufacturer has unveiled bombproof boxer shorts that it claims can save the lives of soldiers in Afghanistan by protecting their vital organs from improvised explosive devices (IEDs).”

That may be the single greatest military related invention of all time. Protecting the most important things that we bring to the battlefield everyday…


But fear not civilians, you are not left out…


Tired of having your 4th amendment rights violated (that is the one about having rights against unwarranted search and seizures.) by those evil government workers at the airport? Fear not, as 4th amendment underwear is here to safeguard your rights…



Yes, this is real and for sale.


And we don’t want to leave out the ladies!



Is what the TSA (The airport security folks) crossing the line and violating your 4th amendment rights? Or are they just giving us an awesome excuse to wear such cool underwear?

(ORIGINAL LINK) FoxNews.com - Saving Ryan's Privates: Company Reveals Bombproof Underwear

(ORIGINAL LINK) Cargo Collective's 4th Amendment Underwear Store